marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Randomize
