Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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