we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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