lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
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