How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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