i don't like sucking hair
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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