why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
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