seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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