I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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