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you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
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