I love how my cats smell like pot.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Bring me that man meat
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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