Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
he puts the penis in happiness.
Fuck appropriateness.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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