How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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