i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
she looked like the before picture.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
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