Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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