Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
my shit smells like andre
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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