everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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