You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
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