At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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