I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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