Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
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