Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Randomize
