Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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