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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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