How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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