good thing vaginas are great cup holders
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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