now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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