i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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