"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Still dying that you shit outside
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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