White coat. Heels.
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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