So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Multitasking record: pooping whilst putting on shoes and cleaning ear with q-tip. All while texting.
Update: fell off toilet, one shoe on, q-tip still in ear. Not a pro.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
dude. I can hear the air.
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