were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
