you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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