I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Randomize