You work out of a Hotel?
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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