Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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