come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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