Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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