i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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