I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
did you just send me my own nude
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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