Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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