return my video game
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
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