Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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