You're completely useless in the revolution.
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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