Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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