Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
