I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
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