We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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