Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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