smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
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