i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Enjoy the penises
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
Randomize
