Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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