My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Randomize
